How Memorizing "$19.05" Can Help You Outsmart the MTA

iquantny:

We’ve all been there. The train is coming into the station, and you grab your MetroCard and quickly try and swipe it at a turnstile.

"Please Swipe Again". "Please Swipe Again". "Insufficient Fare".

The last two words are killer. You think to yourself “I swear I had a balance on this card”….

josh is a fag

jacob-kim:

d0g-p4rk:

that-shit-cray-bitch:

dakota-000:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

only good people do this

All the time.

I do this so much

neva dat.. andivad successfulpothead ryanjeonn waduprios

Neva Eva dat